lets make a test
who is easier to summon
1. Pizza?
2. Yahoo Staff?
3. Vegans?
4. Satan?
lets wait and see the result
ha ha ha i win
Tracks
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
we call him Mufasa
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(Source: pizza)
(Source: pleatedjeans)
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Benedict Cumberbatch
benemilk
Benemilk Chocobatch
I am fucking done with this shit jfc
What have we been reduced to
1% milk
(Source: jkimisyellow)
Sometimes you just have to sit on the edge of the building and re-evaluate life
*all the time
my fave fave fave fave photo of all tiime
HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
(Source: theamericankid)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Welcome to tumblr
fandom, fandom, gay porn, fandom, fandom
can someone please put the yahoo logo over mark’s face?
has to be reblogged
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(Source: awesomejo)
